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theabbottchronicles:

Tony Abbott sits up in bed suddenly, panting and covered in sweat. White as a sheet, he shakes his wife awake.

"Mildred," He says in a hushed voice quavering with terror, thinking so little of women that he still hasn’t bothered to remember his wife’s name, "I had the dream again."

"The one where the immigrant couple moves in next door?" She sits up and yawns.

"It was worse this time." His eyes are wide with terror. "This time they were immigrant lesbians.”

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illusionaryish:

Imagine if the whole, beautifully paved world looked like this.
These are solar panels that, if placed in the place of roadways and other paving sites (parking lots, parks, etc) can produce more renewable energy than the entire country produces. 
It’s currently in the prototype stage with amazing results. Plus, they can be used in all weather situations that will also make icy roads a thing of the past. Heating elements will melt any ice and snow that sits on top. Another thing, they come with LEDs inside so that you’ll have a better view of the road as you drive. All powered by solar energy. 
I Fucking Love Science posted an article about it and it’s also raising money on indiegogo, which is disgustingly far from the goal. They have some pretty sweet gifts, including bumper stickers, a necklace containing pieces of the prototypes, and an entire working prototype of the plates.
BONUS: The prototypes were made of 10% recycled plastic AND can still handle the heaviest trucks. Imagine what the final product could do.
I urge everyone to at least reblog and spread the message so that hopefully this reaches the goal at May 31st. Projects like this hit me right in the heart because of my passion for renewable energy, which is what I hope to deal with once I’m done with my Engineering degree. I would gladly work on this project if I could, but for now I’m going to settle with donating as much as I can and spreading the word as far as possible.
So, signal boost! <3

illusionaryish:

Imagine if the whole, beautifully paved world looked like this.

These are solar panels that, if placed in the place of roadways and other paving sites (parking lots, parks, etc) can produce more renewable energy than the entire country produces. 

It’s currently in the prototype stage with amazing results. Plus, they can be used in all weather situations that will also make icy roads a thing of the past. Heating elements will melt any ice and snow that sits on top. Another thing, they come with LEDs inside so that you’ll have a better view of the road as you drive. All powered by solar energy. 

I Fucking Love Science posted an article about it and it’s also raising money on indiegogo, which is disgustingly far from the goal. They have some pretty sweet gifts, including bumper stickers, a necklace containing pieces of the prototypes, and an entire working prototype of the plates.

BONUS: The prototypes were made of 10% recycled plastic AND can still handle the heaviest trucks. Imagine what the final product could do.

I urge everyone to at least reblog and spread the message so that hopefully this reaches the goal at May 31st. Projects like this hit me right in the heart because of my passion for renewable energy, which is what I hope to deal with once I’m done with my Engineering degree. I would gladly work on this project if I could, but for now I’m going to settle with donating as much as I can and spreading the word as far as possible.

So, signal boost! <3

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gollurn:

how is it that a man with a full-on beard is a prettier woman than i am

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like damn son, she’s gorgeous

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you only wish that you could be this fabulous

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while simultaneously being this adorable

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and this cute

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let’s just all agree that she is probably the fiercest human alive

Umm yeah Gillard was a far bigger liar than Abbott will ever be. "No carbon tax" she said LOL and that's just to name one. Tumblr Asks aren't big enough to list all of her lies.
Anonymous

That’s the only one you can come up with? What about Abbott’s “No new taxes”. Abbott is 6 odd months into his run as PM and I see more complaints about him and his policies than I have about Gillard.

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morningsaba:

bronweena:

The Commission of Audit came out today, and guess what!

The federal government is trying to take away literally everything that students and people on income support have.

The audit has recommended:

  • slowing down the implementation of the National Disability Insurance Scheme
  • not going ahead with the final 2 years of the Gonski funding program (the years that cost the most money)
  • Introducing a $15 charge to see the GP (reduces to $7.50 after 15 visits in a year)
  • Consolidating over  150 Commonwealth Indigenous programs into no more than 7
  • Increasing the cost of prescription medicines by $5
  • Cutting the minimum wage and increasing university fees/making you pay them as soon as you reach the minimum wage.  

These are just a few! To read a summary of the recommendations, click here (be warned, you’ll probably want to break something if you read it)

I’m sorry, I can’t hear anything over the sound of the Australian government’s blatant disregard for the wellbeing of its people. 

I cannot even

I refuse to read more about it, if even half of these things come to pass I won’t be able to afford to break anything. I’ll need that stuff to pawn in years to come.